What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How does a person become transgender?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is it possible for the U.S. government to get rid of the constitution for national safety?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.